Nerd-robics
Ever wonder how nerds stay so skinny? Join in as your entire stadium
stands up and burns some calories by mirroring a few Nerd moves
to the tune of "Walk this way." This starts off easy,
but always turns into absolute chaos. See if you can keep up with
him!
Ticket Taking
As your gates open, The Nerd will greet your fans and 'help' them
to their seats.
Musical Chairs
A typical game of musical chairs,
although The Nerd can get pretty competitive. Don't worry, as
much as he tries to cheat, he always learns his lesson the hard
way, getting pushed out of the way by the tiniest fan!
The Nerd does Stand-Up
The Nerd will treat your audience to a caffeinated barrage of
"3rd Grader" jokes (What's blue and smells like
red paint? ...blue paint...Where do Bees go to the bathroom? ...the
BP station...). As the speed and quantity of the jokes gets
higher, they do actually get funnier!
An Inning of TAG!
This is pretty much what it sounds like. The Nerd plays tag with
your mascot throughout the entire stadium. Always different, this
offers some classic cartoon-like moments, with adults and children
alike helping or hindering each side.
Fan Interaction
When he is not doing an on-field promotion, The Nerd is usually
in the stands mingling with the fans and cheering on your team
(nerdily…). You see, nerds like baseball too, and so he
understands how to keep from interfering with how they watch the
game. This includes imitating concession vendors, selling sweatshirts
in 100 degree heat, dancing his awkward nerd dances, improv-ing
with fans, and leading nerdy cheers, like “Go Baseball!”
He always has half an eye on the field, so that he can aid your
fans in supporting your team.
